Excalibur electronic JK01 - Manual (Page 6)

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“Tone,” a sound of “Beep, beep”
is heard, and when sliding from
“Tone” to “Jackie,” a sound of
“Alarm, alarm, alarm” is heard.
When sliding on your fa n ny
across a wet rubber mat in your
bathing suit, a sound of “Wheee!”
is heard.
SAVE JOKE
: Press to save a joke
either while it’s being played or
after it’s played. The joke will be
touched that you like it enough to
keep it around.
ENCORE JOKE
: Press to listen to a
saved joke. It may sound familiar.
RESET
: The
RESET
switch is locat -
ed on the back of the unit. (The
back of the unit is the opposite
side of the front of the unit.) If
J a c k i e ’s
Talking Comedy
Calculator locks up or malfunc-
tions, use a ballpoint pen to press
R E S E T
. Also press
R E S E T
a f t e r
i n s e rting new batteries. A n d
please immediately replace the
batteries if you have just pulled
this unit out of a 2003 Ti m e
Capsule. If none of this works,
please use the same ballpoint pen
to do your calculations and write
your own jokes.
Setting the Clock Time
After the unit has been reset, the
display will show the time, start-
ing at “
12-00-00 AM.” If the
unit has not been reset, press the
TIME
button, and the display will
show the current time. That is, if
it’s set correctly. Hey ... if it’s set
correctly, ignore this section and
go right to the “Gambling Tips”
section.
Press the
M
-/
TIME SET
button, and
if the sound is on, Jackie’s voice
will confirm your selection, that
you’re about to set the time. And
we all love reassurance. Don’t be
nervous, but now, yes, we’re ready
to set the time.
Pressing the
T I M E
button will
change “AM” to “PM,” and press-
ing it again will change it back to
“AM.” Obviously, you could do
this all day. (And then it really
would change from “AM” to
“PM”! Hah!)
The first digit of the time will be
flashing (“digit” is a fancy word
for “number”). You may (may I?
Using Your Comedy Calculator