Button and switch functions – Excalibur electronic JK01 User Manual

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Button and Switch Functions

CALCULATOR

: The following but-

tons are used for calculator func-
tions: 0-9, +, -, ?, ÷, ·, =, %,

+ /

DAT E S E T

- /

T I M E S E T

M R

A L A R M S E T

M C

E N T E R

a n d

U N I T

D I G I T

. After seeing how

m a ny functions there are, yo u
may choose to revert to longhand.
In that case, please re-package
J a c k i e ’s

Talking

Comedy

Calculator and give it to your
brother-in-law for his birthday.

CLOCK

ALARM CLOCK

: The fol-

lowing buttons are used for clock
and alarm clock functions:

TIME

DATE

ALARM CLOCK

DATE SET

TIME SET

ALARM SET

and

ENTER

. The following button

cannot be used for any clock or
alarm clock function, and, in fact,
cannot be found on the unit:
Tuna Fish Sandwich.

JOKE

(the button with the smil-

ing Jackie cartoon):

Press to

play a joke. Want another one?
Press it again. Want anoth ... you
get it.

WHAT

?: Press to play some ran-

dom silliness. Oh, we’re wacky.

REPLAY

: Press to replay the last

sound. This can be repeated, and

then that can be repeated.

S O U N D

: Slide this to turn the

sound “On” or “Off.” When slid-
ing from “On” to “Off,” a high-
pitched “Beep, beep!” is heard,
and when sliding from “Off ” to
“ O n ,” a sound of “Whoa!” is
heard. When you slide the switch
from “On” to “Off,” you hurt
Jackie’s feelings. If you slide the
switch from “Off ” to “On,” and
then immediately slide it back
from “On” to “Off,” you should
consider finding more productive
ways of spending your time.

TA L K I N G

C O M E DY

When the

“

TALKING

COMEDY

” switch is set

to “Comedy,” after the unit (mag-
i c a l ly) performs a calculator
function, and Jackie barks the
result, he also makes a short com-
ment. The comments are for the
most part ridiculous, are meant to
amuse, and in no way reflect the
opinions of Excalibur Electronics
or any of the people who use their
building for shade on hot days in
Miami.

ALARM TONE

JACKIE

: Slide this to

select the type of alarm sound.
When sliding from “Jackie” to