Excalibur electronic JK01 - Manual (Page 11)

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and then tell a joke. The number
of the saved joke (1 through 10)
will display on the LCD. A maxi-
mum of 10 jokes can be saved.
(After that, you’ll have to engage
a body part we’ll hereafter refer to
as your brain.)
When you save the eleventh joke,
the first saved joke will be deleted
so the last joke may be added. If
you try to save a joke that’s
already been saved, Jackie will
tell you it’s not allowed (because
it’s already in there, you knuckle-
head) and short sheet your bed.
Replaying Saved Jokes
Press the
ENCORE JOKE
button to
replay the saved jokes. You’ll start
at the first saved joke and contin-
ue to the tenth joke, if you have
that kind of time. After the tenth
joke, you’ll start over with the
first joke. Eventually, you’ll get
back to whatever it is you’re sup-
posed to be doing.
Deleting all of the Saved Jokes
Press the
SAVE JOKE
and
ENCORE
JOKE
buttons at the same time for
three seconds to delete all the
saved jokes. Pressing the
RESET
button will also delete all of the
saved jokes. When the saved jokes
are all deleted, it would be a good
idea to take pen in hand and jot
down your memoirs.
Setting the Volume
You may set the volume of the
unit only while a joke is being
played. Press the
PLUS
(+) button
to increase the volume and the
MINUS
(-) button to decrease the
volume (bet you could’ve figured
that out, eh, mate?)
There are five loudness levels,
where one is the softest and five is
the loudest. Each level is dis-
played on the LCD as two dashes,
so Level One shows as “- - ,”
Level Two as “- - - - ,” on up to
Level Five as “- - - - - - - - - -.” So
... it follows that eight dashes is
Level Four.
Isn’t it funny that you may need
the calculator to figure out how
loud the calculator is?
The incredibly unique “What?”
Function
Pressing the
WHAT
? button will
p l ay one of Jackie’s 84 silly
sounds or sayings. None will
repeat until all are playe d, or
they’ll be sent to bed without din-
ner. While the sound is playing,
you may press any button to turn
it off, or simply run out of the
room. Pressing the
REPLAY
button